We are trying very hard not to make any jokes about Sister Act, Whoopi Goldberg or any dubious innuendo.

We must remember that we are an upstanding font of unbiased journalism, and must refrain from any sort of loaded commentary. Jennifer and Catherine O’Neill are testing our inbuilt-stupid-comment-blockers to the max; along with their mate Matt Bick on drums, the sisters make up the core of Bleech.

The band make unapologetic rock music, with some pretty riotous guitar solos in there too – not to mention hard-as-nails drum sounds from Bick. For a band that’s only a year old they really aren’t doing too badly.

To hear Bleech MP3s go to http://www.tourdates.co.uk/bleech
For ticket info call 020 8692 1866.