What’s your favourite London music venue?
Bush Hall. You can smoke upstairs on the balcony and then look down on the crowd from up there and pretend I’m a king and they’re my subjects.

What’s the best gig you’ve ever seen?
I saw this band called Viper House and they had this mega-babe for a violin player. Plus they were amazing. They don’t play anymore.

What’s the worst gig you’ve ever seen?
Mr Big. They had blow-dried mullets and glow in the dark guitars. I really wasn’t into glam rock at the time, but I’d probably be into it now.

What was the last gig you went to?
Come On Gang. Great band, check them out.

What was the first gig you ever went to?
Bryan Adams. Absolutely no comment.

Which band from throughout history would you have liked to see?
Peter Frampton, on acid.