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25/07/2010 19:09:51
Well done lads!!!! A new entry at number nine!!!!!!!!
08/07/2010 18:38:09
Nearly a ballad!!!!!! Great stuff!!!!Downloaded!!!! A chart bound sound I have no doubt!
06/07/2010 13:55:50
So this years Christmas number one, will be an instrumental!!!!!!!
30/06/2010 17:08:41
Come on lads, it must be time for 14 Carat Grapefruit to upload all over the Tourdates top 40!!!!!
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes.............!!!!!!
09/06/2010 23:07:26
yo guys, thanks for the download (i presume).

is there any chance i could hear your song thats 'named after us' haha, since its not on here? im very curious..

luke.
31/05/2010 00:16:34
hey guys, please download our song 'the devirginiser,' we tried really hard to get it in the chart and we did. we'll download yours in return!
thanks, luke, jailbait.
01/04/2010 11:51:06
Thanks for your words of wisdom. 'the 4th suit' they are good, but not as good as a bad blow job!!!
(What about hand jobs? regardless if they are good or bad) !!!!!!!!!!
31/03/2010 23:36:25
Why not download our track 'The Tale Of Stephanie Brown'!!! You know deep down in your heart you want to!!! Go on, it's better than sex!!! Okay you caught me in a lie there!!!! It's better than a w##k, okay maybe not!!!!!
15/02/2010 16:26:23
Posh Tooty!!!!! Fucking good track!!!! Very witty!!!!!
30/11/2009 20:32:58
Cheers matey, I have dropped Toby a line, so fingers crossed! Keith
12/10/2009 15:29:16
Taste prevails for another week!!!!
04/10/2009 19:19:46
Good see the two top postions being held by punk acts!!!
22/09/2009 09:14:41
Hello to all who have added 14 Carat Grapefruit as favourites and as fans.
Tourdates let us know that kkgalen is our latest, and on behalf of the rest of the buggers in the band I would like to say ....
welcome ... you're sick!
14 Carat Grapefruit
"Offensive Comedy Punk Rock"

A schoolband in the late '70's, 14CG were overlooked by the new punk
phenomenon due to obvious lack of talent and credibility. Despite an
unparalleled work ethic nothing has changed. After a brief 18 year
break they reformed the original line up with Lem on Bass, Birdy
on Guitar, Otto shouting but noticed they had no drummer or
songwriter/ second guitar. Tox and Sticks were recruited and the
sound was greatly improved, as was picked up in the popular music
press. Extensive gigging in the West End of London followed and
an international tour is planned (well, Tox and Sticks want to
go to Amsterdam).

music

DEATHWISH
mood: Party
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added: 08/07/2010 08:30:28
chart entries: - #19 - #12 - #8
Posh Totty
mood: Party
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added: 15/02/2010 13:01:38
chart entries: - #39 - #11 - #9
My Mate Dave (demo)
mood: Aggressive
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added: 03/08/2009 15:53:27
plays:49 | downloads:22
all 14 Carat Grapefruit music >>

blog

Jul
8
2010
DEATHWISH One of our earlier tunes ... go on play it to your favourite Jihadi ... you know you want to! Even better play it, upload it and give Tourdates a chance to create another blank spot in their chart rundown.  read the full post here >>

best industry quotes

  1. Axe said... 14CG - best band on the circuit. No doubt. They just need better promotion to get them noticed further afield. They would go down a storm at corporate stag nights! Mega bucks!!!lf!!!
  2. I laughed my arse off!!!
  3. "Although Punks Not Dad would have been a hard act for most bands to follow, 14 Carat Grapefruit managed to equal the entertainment value of their comic-punk allies. They unveiled two new songs My Mate Dave and a two-chord wonder, written especially for the occasion, and Otto Pthrugg had us in stitches all over again, ranting and raving his way through songs from the band's album Long Time Coming."

links

  1. official site - Rock-Til-You-Drop.com
  2. myspace - 14caratgrapefruit

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